Coatlique wants to solve the crisis, but she's too weak from hunger.
Perhaps if we borrow Mexico's Teotihuacan facility, and feed her some tasty hearts. Not peasant hearts, though, she likes the important ones. I bet 20 years of transaction knowledge is just the seasoning she needs to get her in an economy-fixing mood.
We may have to keep trying for a while, but I suspect that eventually she will grace some of the owners of upcoming rounds of important hearts with new ideas and the nobility to carry them out even if they cut into the next bonus. She could do it without even going to the inconvenience of existing.