Yes, I emailed these to her... :-)
1) You've actually posted your score somewhere, with all the decimal places.
1a) as a badge of honor
1b) in a group of people doing the same, and you had the high score.
2) You know that 9 * 6 really DOES equal 42... in base 13.
3) You know that the futexes are also cursed.
4) You've programmed a MUD.
4a) Several MUDs.
4b) Your own mudlib.
4c) Your own MUD driver.
5) You played online networked games before 1992.
5a) That you wrote.
5b) On a VAX.
6) You can recognize 5 or more of the Doctors by sight.
7) You can name 5 or more of the Companions.
7a) You know what a Companion is.
8) You have blank CDs/DVDs on your desk.
9) You've edited a Wikipedia article.
9a) Several times.
9b) And gotten in an argument/flame war/discussion about it.
9c) Several articles.
9d) Several arguments.
9e) You "own" an article.
9f) Several articles.
10) You've used more than one variety of Wiki.
10a) And can discuss the differences.
10b) And know the Wiki codes for all of them.
11) You've built your own networking appliance.
11a) From Linux.
11b) From BSD.
11c) From scratch.
12) You've reflashed a router or switch with Open Source software.
12a) A game console.
12b) An iPhone.
12c) Someone else's iPhone.
13) You have more than one plaid dress shirt.
14) You wear cargo pants so you can carry paperbacks around easily.
14a) Cargo shorts.
15) You've written a compiler.
15a) An assembler.
15b) An interpreter.
15c) You know the differences between them.
16) You've made "________ Considered Harmful" jokes.
16a) They weren't jokes.
17) You've written programs in languages that weren't meant to do the things you made them do.
18) You've entered an "Obfuscated _______" contest.
18a) And won.
19) You know what Foo and Bar are.
19a) And have used them in a sentence.
20) You've used the word "munge".
21) You've said an emotive word (like "sigh", or "groan") in a conversation instead of doing the action itself.
21a) You know what an emote is in the first place.
22) You say things like "teh" or "pwned" or "muah".
To add to the geek shows/movies:
Doctor Who
The new Doctor Who
Firefly
Dune
To add to the "You now" sections:
1) Assembler
1a) For more than one architecture.
2) Perl, Python, or Ruby
3) Languages that other geeks have never heard of (like Dylan, Haskell, Cecil)
4) About at least one joke language.
4a) How to program in a joke language.
4b) Like INTERCAL
4c) Or Befunge
5) What INTERCAL stands for.
6) The difference between Big and Little Endian.
7) How many bytes are taken by chars, shorts, ints, longs, floats, doubles
7a) For more than one architecture.
8) The difference between the *BSDs.
8a) and the entire history of them.