I was beginning to feel as though Gee Dub was The New American Way.

Now, all Obama has to do is not fuck it up.

And all we have to do, this side of the water, is not fuck it up, too. If we re-elect Gee Bee again next year, we deserve the arse-raping that will so surely follow.

That said, you'd have to be a brave gambler to back Labour next time out.