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New We don't have a lot of acorns around here . . .
. . so the damned squirrels some bleeding moron brought here from New Jersey strip everyone's fruit trees. One bite, throw away, pick another, one bight throw away, pick another . . .

What we need here is a species of carnivorous tree squirrel that feasts on squirrel. I hope the genetic engineers are working on one.
New There might be a semi easy fix for that...
Squirrels LOVE nuts...

You want I could send a boat load your way and you could put them in a live trap... and put some extra seasonings on them. (wink) (wink)
New Cooking 'em is about all you can do with 'em.
Because they're New Jersey squirrels it's legal to trap them but illegal to release them anywhere in California.

As to whether these squirrels like nuts, I don't know, I've never seen one eat anything but fruit. A good Georgian walnut sauce would probably work fine, though.
New We have acorns around here . . .
but the squirrels here must be related to the ones you have. They very much decimated my tomato crop this summer in the way you describe. They do this while the tomatoes are still quite green.
Alex
New Yup, they never wait for fruit to get ripe.
     Amother mystery: Acorns - (Ashton) - (11)
         Its a crock. - (folkert) - (2)
             {Whew!} ____ (Probably ....) -NT - (Ashton)
             Yeah, it must be a regional thing. - (Another Scott)
         tons of acorns in georgia - (boxley)
         More anecdotes - (mvitale) - (5)
             We don't have a lot of acorns around here . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (4)
                 There might be a semi easy fix for that... - (folkert) - (1)
                     Cooking 'em is about all you can do with 'em. - (Andrew Grygus)
                 We have acorns around here . . . - (a6l6e6x) - (1)
                     Yup, they never wait for fruit to get ripe. -NT - (Andrew Grygus)
         WIsconsin University Extension guy on radio - (mhuber)

Research conducted at the University of Oxford has proven conclusively that a cat on a table will inevitably push anything on it off the edge and onto the floor.

“The only obvious conclusion that we have been able to come to is that the Earth must be ball shaped, or cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.”
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