I'm usually the last one out so I'm bringing in a tiny bit of sage to at least do my cube- maybe the department. If I set off the fire alarm or get fired, will let you know.

Re: computers, I have been crashing them left and right. I killed 2 of mine and I simply took a coworker's notebook out of the docking station and killed it. The help desk guys hate me. Well, one of them does. I call the other one on the sly when I need special favors.