Oh please. Mine couldnt tear himself away from his crossword puzzle and the SECOND that baby popped out he said he was going to go home because HE was EXHAUSTED from being at the hospital since 5am. Then, THEN, the next night the hospital served the new parents a special meal on china with linens and the whole shebang. He didnt show. Too tired, he said. I ate by myself, in that defining moment when I realized it was all over.
Good thing I didnt deliver in a bia. My baby would've landed on the floor.
I dont know why I just shared that.
Oh well.