"Instant Grandpa-sludge, Just Add Water!" ?

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Post #295,349 by CRConrad 10/30/07 7:07:58 AM Reply	"Instant Grandpa-sludge, Just Add Water!" ? I don't get it -- how long does it take until we have the first case where Little Billy mistook Gramps for Ovomaltine and inadvertently gobbles half of him up? (Or, knowing what a little rascal he can be, feeds him to Little Sis as a prank?) I didn't see anything about mandatory spreading on fields as fertiliser, but that would seem to be the only sensible use for it... Oh, hey, now I see one thing: the first really big scandal won't be "Little Billy" above, but somebody raising their pigs and chickens on the output of the nearby Freezatorium, because that's cheaper than regular animal feed. Yum, yum. [link\|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode\|Christian R. Conrad] (I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.) Ah, the Germans: Masters of Convoluted Simplification. — [link\|http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/?p=1603\|Jehovah]
Post #295,353 by imqwerky 10/30/07 7:22:15 AM Reply	Sentient LRPD replies:" Time for a tasty, tangy treat!" Smile, Amy
Post #295,357 by boxley 10/30/07 7:30:07 AM Reply	keep it in an urn in a family mausoleum [link\|http://www.fortresspersonal.com/\|http://www.fortresspersonal.com/] fit about 50 urns in here, then recycle the oldest ones on the rosebushes out front. thanx, bill Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #295,359 by imqwerky 10/30/07 7:32:09 AM Reply	Damn! and those mausoleums make a great fallout/tornado shelter too :-) Smile, Amy
Post #296,368 by jb4 11/23/07 3:33:06 PM Reply	Soylent green is... jb4 "It's hard for me, you know, living in this beautiful White House, to give you a firsthand assessment." — George W. Bush, when asked if he believed Iraq was in a state of civil war (Newsweek, 26 Feb 07)
Post #296,373 by imqwerky 11/23/07 4:51:26 PM Reply	So is Jamba Juice :0) Smile, Amy

interesting alternative to cremation or burial - (boxley) - (17) - Oct. 28, 2007, 08:38:27 PM EDT

I like it - (imqwerky) - (5) - Oct. 28, 2007, 09:11:27 PM EDT

same here, transporting an urn home is cheaper -NT - (boxley) - (4) - Oct. 28, 2007, 09:12:54 PM EDT

But, how many pounds of remains? - (a6l6e6x) - (3) - Oct. 29, 2007, 09:02:36 PM EDT

Freeze DRIED -NT - (crazy) - (1) - Oct. 29, 2007, 09:11:33 PM EDT

OK! -NT - (a6l6e6x) - Oct. 29, 2007, 09:13:18 PM EDT

No water left...turned to powder. - (imqwerky) - Oct. 29, 2007, 09:49:51 PM EDT

"Instant Grandpa-sludge, Just Add Water!" ? - (CRConrad) - (5) - Oct. 30, 2007, 07:07:58 AM EDT

Sentient LRPD replies:" Time for a tasty, tangy treat!" -NT - (imqwerky) - Oct. 30, 2007, 07:22:15 AM EDT

keep it in an urn in a family mausoleum - (boxley) - (1) - Oct. 30, 2007, 07:30:07 AM EDT

Damn! - (imqwerky) - Oct. 30, 2007, 07:32:09 AM EDT

Soylent green is... -NT - (jb4) - (1) - Nov. 23, 2007, 03:33:06 PM EST

So is Jamba Juice :0) -NT - (imqwerky) - Nov. 23, 2007, 04:51:26 PM EST

Some parts of it sound bogus to me More details are needed. - (Another Scott) - (4) - Oct. 30, 2007, 08:01:35 AM EDT

maybe microwaving gran would be more efficient -NT - (boxley) - (1) - Oct. 30, 2007, 08:38:13 AM EDT

Problems there too. - (hnick) - Oct. 30, 2007, 09:03:55 AM EDT

Re: magnetic field removing metal. - (a6l6e6x) - (1) - Oct. 30, 2007, 06:23:18 PM EDT

Neat! Thanks. -NT - (Another Scott) - Oct. 30, 2007, 07:21:56 PM EDT

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