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New how can a guy having sex with a bike
in a locked hotel room be arrested? This doesnt make sense, without a party of the second part he is just jerking off.
[link|http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox|http://www.telegraph...ILC-mostviewedbox]
thanx,
bill
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New Um, the same way a guy had sex with pavement back in 1993?
[On edit] noticed it wasn't the same guy.

Still, the guys and idiot. The hostel staff knocked on the door and he didn't answer.
Expand Edited by Simon_Jester Oct. 28, 2007, 02:31:22 PM EDT
New He was enraptured! Probably didn't even hear the knock.
Either that or he was tangled in the spokes.

But T-shirt? I thought you had to dress up in a spandex silly-suite and wear one of those funny foam hats when you make love to your bicycle. I'm sure that's the way they do it around here.
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New Ok...time for some pun
The bicycle guy was considered a pedalphile...that's why he was arrested.



Smile,
Amy
New Here's the full story on Pavement Perv
KARL WATKINS, 20, appeared at Hereford Crown Court in February 1993 on five

counts of outraging public decency: in particular, making love to pavements.

Watkins claimed it was a case of mistaken identity, but he was fingered many

times as the man found face down on the paving stones with his pants round

his ankles. One boy told of seeing Watkins's bare backside moving up and

down, while a mother said she was shocked to see a group of children gathered

round him. He also attempted to mount an underpass. How he passed the time

during his 18 month jail sentence is far from clear.

Watkins was back in court in April 1995, on charges of simulating sex with

black plastic dustbin bags in front of teenage schoolgirls. He revealed a

nine-year fetish with the plastic sacks, centred on the "feel and touch of

the bin liners". He went out at night to spend his time in rubbish piles, and

had been found in wheelie bins, and even in the back of dust-carts. His

ultimate sexual fantasy was to be in a dust-cart when the bin bags were

crushed. Convicted of outraging public decency, he was put on three years'

probation and ordered to seek psychiatric help.


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Smile,
Amy
New Talk about a rocky relationship...
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
New And trashy. :-)


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New Clearly a case of trans-gender^H -species discrimination -
Think ... dogs rolling around on some smelly rotting animal corpse and Loving It.

(So he's a little odd, but then there are some Guys with their Gun-love who appear similar, a rubbin them satin-smooth blued steel pieces, and such -- psychiatrically speakin.. y'know?)

     how can a guy having sex with a bike - (boxley) - (7)
         Um, the same way a guy had sex with pavement back in 1993? - (Simon_Jester) - (6)
             He was enraptured! Probably didn't even hear the knock. - (Andrew Grygus) - (1)
                 Ok...time for some pun - (imqwerky)
             Here's the full story on Pavement Perv - (imqwerky) - (3)
                 Talk about a rocky relationship... -NT - (Meerkat) - (1)
                     And trashy. :-) -NT - (static)
                 Clearly a case of trans-gender^H -species discrimination - - (Ashton)

The aliens look like spiders...
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