\ufffdToday is a disastrous day. If you can\ufffdt beat \ufffdem, join \ufffdem,\ufffd reads one fortune showing up around the country.

\ufffdIt\ufffds over your head now. Time to get some professional help,\ufffd advises another.

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One blogger, who got the \ufffdprofessional help\ufffd fortune, wrote: \ufffdI shot the audacious baked item a dirty look and proceeded to eat it. And I hope it hurt.\ufffd

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\ufffdWe wanted our fortune cookies to be a little bit more value-added,\ufffd Mr. Chow said. \ufffdWe wanted to get some different perspective, to write something that is more contemporary.\ufffd


[link|http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/08/business/smallbusiness/08fortune.html?hp|Not so good fortune cookies]