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New Hmmm...
Crohns? IBS? Colitis? Hope things come out okay. Get it? *come out okay?*

I'm sorry.

When I started my job, my first patient I saw was in the hospital with Crohns. Not only did I have the joy of sitting 3 feet away from his fully loaded bedside commode, I also got a very descriptive account of his bowel habits for the last several days, complete with pictures on his cell phone. Yes. Pictures.
"This is me in my bloody underwear"
"This is my toilet"
"These are the bloody, poopy towels which I used to clean myself up".

It was too much, even for me. I politely told him, I'm a social worker, not a nurse, so put that shit away.

Okay. I really didnt say exactly that... but I wanted to!
RETCH!!
New For the love of all that is sacred and holy...
I can't get something feminine and girly. OH NO!

Oh, and I've developed Tourette's on top of that. Seems I'm uttering expletives for no apparent reason these days ;-)

I just keep singing, "I Feel Pretty" to myself.

I am who I am.
Smile,
Amy
New Would it help..
if I told you I wrote that whilst wearing a flirty skirt, pearls, and pretty pink lipstick?

So pretty and witty and bright!


The truth is I am in ratty shorts and a t-shirt that says "Shut up and Rock!" from my own personal line, HagWare, Inc.

Oh so pretty.
New Remember the milieu, though. LRPD sez,
We still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

uh Huh .. uh Huh Huh Huh
cha cha cha, Oh You Kid

New look at the bright side
you can be the grinning person sitting in the middle back seat of foxworthy's car.
thanx,
bill
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New Better the driver...
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     Blah. - (imqwerky) - (51)
         dang, I almost want to quit going to docs, gluck -NT - (boxley)
         Cringers Fossed. -NT - (bepatient)
         :-( Don't worry. -NT - (Another Scott)
         Critters Flossed. - (CRConrad)
         Re: Blah. - (Ashton)
         I'll be hoping for you. -NT - (Silverlock)
         Good luck - (hnick)
         Blah is right. - (Lily)
         Good luck amy -NT - (Bman)
         As they probe, may ye . . . - (Andrew Grygus)
         Good luck. - (Seamus) - (1)
             You're a wise man, Seamus. -NT - (Another Scott)
         Hang in there, Amy! -NT - (a6l6e6x)
         Thanks for moral support - update - (imqwerky) - (7)
             Thanks. Hang in there. Don't worry too much. :-) Luck! -NT - (Another Scott)
             Hmmm... - (Lily) - (5)
                 For the love of all that is sacred and holy... - (imqwerky) - (4)
                     Would it help.. - (Lily) - (1)
                         Remember the milieu, though. LRPD sez, - (Ashton)
                     look at the bright side - (boxley) - (1)
                         Better the driver... - (folkert)
         YAN update - (imqwerky) - (17)
             Good news - (Steven A S)
             Butterflies are good. :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
             See? (Must have been the flossing.) -NT - (CRConrad)
             so glad its ok -NT - (boxley)
             Yay! -NT - (Steve Lowe) - (1)
                 And woo!! -NT - (a6l6e6x)
             Awesome -NT - (bepatient)
             Very good news! - (Lily) - (2)
                 Yes, you did - You da Woman! - (imqwerky) - (1)
                     Was I there doing the limbo? - (Lily)
             What - you mean this is the end of it? - (Andrew Grygus) - (1)
                 Raaaaallly Daaaahling - (imqwerky)
             Good, now I can joke about it -NT - (crazy) - (1)
                 You would have anyway - (imqwerky)
             Great :-) -NT - (Bman)
             What's all this 5h17 about? - (folkert)
             Now that's what I call a nice er, - (Ashton)
         Final Werd - (imqwerky) - (11)
             Yes you can. - (Silverlock) - (10)
                 Gluten free beers are made . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (9)
                     There's always wine - (Lily) - (8)
                         I believe there is an answer - (Silverlock) - (7)
                             I am happy - (imqwerky) - (6)
                                 Happy is good. :-) Congrats. -NT - (Another Scott)
                                 Geez! - (Lily) - (1)
                                     No kidding - (imqwerky)
                                 smoking should be out, sorry about the booze -NT - (boxley) - (2)
                                     Smoking *is* out, hadn't you heard? - (CRConrad) - (1)
                                         Depends on what you're smoking in the first place. ;-) -NT - (n3jja)

Ignore the man talking to his hand.
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