Well, moments later, bigheaddc.com got a Department of Justice source (who's "always right") to say something roughly like, "Oh yeah, uh-huh, duh, everyone knows they're tighter than Jodie Foster and Cydney Bernard!" And then, even more incontestably\ufffdnudge, nudge\ufffdHuma was seen trailing Hillary as she accompanied Ellen DeGeneres on a "girls only" trip to New York. You do the math! (And if you're good at math, by the way,you're a lesbian too. Think Suze Orman.) Oh, wait! Ignore this whole paragraph! Hillary just told an interviewer she's not a lesbian after all! That should immediately stop all the wishful chanting (from both sides) of "Hillary, dillary, dyke."

In other butch news, a new book says that Condi Rice's very best friends include a gay guy (strange considering the relentlessly queer-bashing administration she works for), not to mention a woman with whom Condi shares credit and ownership of a home. I'm sure there's an explanation for that, too!