Question

How many premenopausal women does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: One! ONLY ONE!

And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the # &%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

Post #293,691 by Lily 9/26/07 6:55:18 PM Reply	Question How many premenopausal women does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One! ONLY ONE! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the # &%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!! I'm sorry. What was the question?
Post #293,697 by imqwerky 9/26/07 7:46:59 PM Reply	I felt like that today but like you said...don't get me started Smile, Amy
Post #293,705 by boxley 9/26/07 9:43:05 PM Reply	get me a beer? Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #293,709 by imqwerky 9/26/07 10:21:02 PM Reply	You have a death wish, doncha, sweetie? :-D Ya know I love you too. Smile, Amy
Post #293,718 by crazy 9/26/07 11:05:36 PM Reply	You forgot Wench!
Post #293,723 by imqwerky 9/26/07 11:20:16 PM Reply	no, it's bitch, and not only that , it's Ms. Bitch! and don't you forget it. now, would you like paper or plastic to carry your cods? Smile, Amy
Post #293,746 by Lily 9/27/07 6:56:58 AM Reply	Oh really? Give that a try. I dare you.
Post #293,806 by folkert 9/28/07 12:54:01 AM Reply	I've watched the results... listening to the "Yes, dear... Yes, but... yes dear... ok dear... pretty soon dear... no I am not doing that dear... No I am not drinking dear" part while the someone was in the Living room of someone's house. /me smirks... It only for a few more years innit crazy? Or would she take you to the cleaners? -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* `PGP key: 1024D/B524687C 2003-08-05 Fingerprint: E1D3 E3D7 5850 957E FED0 2B3A ED66 6971 B524 687C Alternate Fingerprint: 09F9 1102 9D74 E35B D841 56C5 6356 88C0 Alternate Fingerprint: 455F E104 22CA 29C4 933F 9505 2B79 2AB2`
Post #293,811 by crazy 9/28/07 7:42:52 AM Reply	A bit sooner actually Looks like EGC is skipping a year.
Post #293,743 by Lily 9/27/07 6:43:05 AM Reply	It really is a miracle you've lived this long
Post #293,765 by boxley 9/27/07 12:18:25 PM Reply	gawd protexts the oblivious I remember an old grilf, when I lived next door to mike. "you have the personality of a rock, you just do whatever, dont care about anyone else" get me a beer? Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #293,768 by imqwerky 9/27/07 1:04:51 PM Reply	Bless yore pointy haid Smile, Amy
Post #293,800 by Lily 9/27/07 5:42:42 PM Reply	Your gf or Mikes? Must've been yours. His couldnt string that many big words together. :-)
Post #293,802 by boxley 9/27/07 8:59:50 PM Reply	mine, not the one I left on his floor tho Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]

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