While we were at dinner last night, my mom told us about an experience she had while internet surfing. She wanted to find out what movies were playing, so she typed in what she thought was a theatre website and hit enter. To her horror, up popped a "male enhancement" website complete with graphic before and after photos.
She kept insisting, "I must have misspelled Cinemark!"

To which Critter replied, "Yeah, you kept spelling it www.freeporn.com".