My A & P school has been called off for a SECOND time. I was supposed to start last Monday, now it looks like it will be TWO MORE FUCKING WEEKS. Why? Because the vaunted ASSHOLES at the Fucking Asshole Association (FAA for short) have once again FAILED TO DO THEIR GODDAMNED onsite inspection of the school building. Anything the FAA can't fuck up, they'll shit on. Worthless bunch of bureaucratic mother-fuckers. The T-shirt's right:

FAA Mission Statement
We're not happy until you're not happy.

It is fucking amazing that anything flies in this country.