Yep... Maybe we should have a little hyperlinked "manifesto" icon next to our "registered user".
Of course, the Ashtofesto would be too long to actually read, the CRCfesto would be too vulgar, the Tillesto would be too academic, etc...
Of course, you know what would come next...
...Damnit Brandioch, if you'd just bother to ACTUALLY READ my manifesto, you wouldn't be posting crap like this... ad infinitum...
And sometimes, I just feel like Rodney King. I have a two year old and on Sunday, he came down while I was watching morning TV, probably "De-Face the Nation" or whatnot.
"Daddy, why are peoples so loud?", he asked.
"Daddy, make them stop fighting!", he said.
"Daddy, why are you watching?", he asked.
He then grabbed the remote and turned off the tv.
"Daddy feel better now?", he asked.
Yep, I did feel better...