Goofy Headlines

Post #29,025 by brettj 2/20/02 1:30:55 AM Reply	Goofy Headlines "Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter" "Miners Refuse to Work after Death" "Stolen Painting Found by Tree" "Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge" "Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over" "Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge" "Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft" ("
Post #29,461 by tangaroa 2/22/02 10:33:18 PM 2/22/02 10:35:00 PM Reply	Re: Goofy Headlines I think you'll like [link\|http://pw1.netcom.com/~rlederer/\|Richard Lederer]'s work. He's put together booksfull of headlines like that, and he put together the [link\|http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/wchuang/cooking/recipes/Roman/www/humor/college/student_bloopers.txt\|History of the World According to Student Bloopers] that you may have seen floating around the net. Edited by tangaroa Feb. 22, 2002, 10:35:00 PM EST Expand All History
Post #29,470 by Ashton 2/22/02 11:40:03 PM Reply	All we need to know; how it all turns out: (From above link) Eventually the Ramons conquered the Geeks. (And I always thought it would be Britney..)
Post #29,547 by folkert 2/24/02 11:27:03 AM 2/24/02 11:30:03 AM Reply	Now we know why Conquistadors travel as they did... Also from the link above: Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper. Musta been tough transporting it around.. and why such big ones for such a delicate job!!! Plus we now know what inspired John Milton too: The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. Me thinks there is something to be said for this guys writings... ;) `greg, curley95@attbi.com -- REMEMBER ED CURRY!!!` In 2002, everyone will discover that everyone else is using linux. Linux: Good, fast AND cheap. Failure is not an option: It comes bundled with Windows. ** "Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know." - Sassan Tat Edited by gfolkertold Feb. 24, 2002, 11:30:03 AM EST Expand All History
Post #29,563 by Ashton 2/24/02 4:56:13 PM Reply	Just after this prayer meeting, there will be a baptism of, one adult and one adultress. [from a church newsletter of long ago]

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