First they will ridicule you in front of your peers.
Then break your ID card and rip off the good conduct badge.
Then escort you out of the building.
Also, if you drive - you could be killed. And even if not - the fear that you might - could kill you.
Best not to take the chance - any of them. Suicide could avert your risk / fear of being killed.
Logic is not always your friend, is it?
Ashton as in
{sheesh}