this bucolic hayseed cannot even pronounce Vlad-\ufffd-me'er, in the person's presence - choosing instead, some sloppily Tex-drawled.. vladamurr.

(If the stupid motherfucker ever actually encountered some Brit named Cholmondeley ... chuckles city. Asshole hasn't yet realized that People really do like to hear their Names uttered correctly - because he's 97% unconscious of all others, at all times.)