Ashton,
Perhaps my PhD will be in Management of War Crimes, with a minor in Ethical preemptive military strategery. I'll write my dissertation on "Language Murder, the Ethical Slaughter of Gerunds - for the good of humankind, Part 1" (Reck, 2009). Shite! To quote Curly Joe Howard (1936), "I'll murderlize ya".

Yep, still alive and well. Coaching little league to boot. I'm becoming so boring that I don't even argue with myself. That's what education does...

I'm glad you all are still here keeping it real.