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by warmachine
5/16/07 5:29:24 PM
5/16/07 8:56:01 PM
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New Po celebrates Jerry's stay in hell.
[link|http://enjoyyourstay.ytmnd.com/|http://enjoyyourstay.ytmnd.com/]


I am reminded of a joke. One should only say good of the dead.

Jerry Falwell is dead?

Good.
Matthew Greet


Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.
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Po celebrates his stay in hell.
[link|http://enjoyyourstay.ytmnd.com/|http://enjoyyourstay.ytmnd.com/]


I am reminded of a joke. One should only say good of the dead.

Jerry Falwell is dead?

Good.
Matthew Greet


Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.
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Post #284,803
by Silverlock
5/16/07 9:13:19 PM
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New I think I need a shot of Campari.
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Atheism is a religion in the same sense that not collecting stamps is a hobby.
     God calls J. Falwell home - (rcareaga) - (13) - May 15, 2007, 01:58:13 PM EDT
         I shall pray for him since he protected me from Tinky Winky. -NT - (bepatient) - May 15, 2007, 02:19:11 PM EDT
         Goodbye, Fare^H^Hlwell, , Auf wiedersehen, good ni^Wriddance -NT - (folkert) - May 15, 2007, 03:28:20 PM EDT
         If there was a God, he would not call Jerry home. - (a6l6e6x) - May 15, 2007, 03:54:28 PM EDT
         I received a mind-meld from Cthulhu, just this AM! - (Ashton) - May 15, 2007, 05:47:45 PM EDT
         Yay! -NT - (Meerkat) - (1) - May 16, 2007, 12:37:08 AM EDT
             Well according to you .sig... - (folkert) - May 16, 2007, 01:55:25 AM EDT
         Po celebrates Jerry's stay in hell. - (warmachine) - (1) - May 16, 2007, 08:56:01 PM EDT
             I think I need a shot of Campari. -NT - (Silverlock) - May 16, 2007, 09:13:19 PM EDT
         the following group also joins in belated lamentations - (boxley) - (4) - May 17, 2007, 03:11:13 PM EDT
             Re: "corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell" - (a6l6e6x) - (2) - May 17, 2007, 03:27:22 PM EDT
                 and iffen billy graham is a backslider, Im really screwed -NT - (boxley) - May 17, 2007, 03:29:56 PM EDT
                 Unless it is a 24 hour one. -NT - (folkert) - May 17, 2007, 04:04:51 PM EDT
             Even Larry Flynt liked the guy - (lincoln) - May 22, 2007, 04:05:53 PM EDT

I'll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.
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