I'm going to stab, in the face, over the Internet, the next Web 2.0 haiku-writing motherfucker who puts body text in 7 or 8 point [link|http://pigeonsnest.co.uk/stuff/crapstuff/verdana.html|Verdana]. Bonus face stabbings for making said text medium grey.

Fuckheads. Don't you want us to read it?