Hey, you're impinging on my campaign!
I'm running for Presidential office in 2008. (I'll be over 35, and thus capable of holding that office.)
My only campaign promise is to REALLY screw things up.
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche