Will contribute to campaign, so long as you have available a cabinet opening for, Homeland Minister for the War on Language-Murder.
I apply for consideration for this vital post - it may be our last bulwark against the creeping-TLA, the heat-death of the Mercantile Mind and the insufferable ennui of Political bathos-speak.
Give Me Language or Give Me Dearth (of any mouth noises whatsoever).
Ashton
drawing up list of Ministerial supplies