"Better Living Through Chemistry"
[link|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Better_Living_Through_Chemistry|Link], if you haven't heard it before.
And, there's always Tom Lehrer's It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier 1950's song:
Our old mess sergeant's taste buds had been shot off in the war.
But his savory collations add to our esprit de corps.
To think of all the marvelous ways
They're using plastics nowadays.
It makes a fellow proud to be a soldier!
[edit] Add Tom Lehrer reference.
