gonna be a while before cheryl crowe gets her salad tossed

[link|http://carbs.com/articles/americans-are-digging-their-graves-with-their-teeth-death-begins-in-the-colon.html|http://carbs.com/art...in-the-colon.html]

Dr. Burkitt\ufffds conclusions were based upon the stool transit time of the two populations. Stool transit time is the amount of time it takes for food to enter the mouth and then exit the body; He observed that native Africans had an 18-24 hour stool transit time. On the other hand, the British naval officers\ufffd wives\ufffd stool transit time was 48 hours to one week. Dr. Burkitt also observed that the average weight of the natives\ufffd stool was approximately 16 ounces. At the same time the British naval officers\ufffd wives\ufffd stools averaged only 5 ounces. Burkitt eventually concluded that the naval officers\ufffd wives suffered from a long list of degenerative diseases because of a toxic bowel that resulted from a lack of fiber in their diet. The native Africans managed to avoid these diseases because they had healthy digestive systems as a result of their high fiber diet.

thanx,
bill

bill

Post #282,795 by boxley 4/23/07 5:38:33 PM Reply	gonna be a while before cheryl crowe gets her salad tossed [link\|http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm\|http://news.bbc.co.u...nment/6583067.stm] unless of coarse you are on a british diet. then it might work thanx, bill Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #282,797 by bepatient 4/23/07 5:50:23 PM Reply	Was wondering what your "take" on that would be. Why am I not surprised ;-) Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry._{Adrian Belew}
Post #282,798 by Steve Lowe 4/23/07 5:50:55 PM Reply	Translation: Sheryl Crow's gone nuts. -- Steve [link\|http://www.ubuntulinux.org\|Ubuntu]
Post #282,799 by boxley 4/23/07 5:53:25 PM Reply	willnuts to be precise Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #282,811 by Silverlock 4/23/07 7:16:26 PM Reply	You know it was a stage joke, right? I remember the same damn joke from Ranger training. One sheet of toilet paper, fold it into a cone, tear of the tip, wrap around finger, insert finger and rotate, use the tip to clean your fingernail. ----------------------------------------- You can fire an at will employee for good cause or no cause, but not bad cause.
Post #282,817 by boxley 4/23/07 7:28:01 PM Reply	soviet toilet paper, you dont wipe us, we wipe you rinse repeat 3 times. thanx, bill Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #282,822 by Silverlock 4/23/07 7:37:05 PM Reply	So you think she meant it? ----------------------------------------- You can fire an at will employee for good cause or no cause, but not bad cause.
Post #282,824 by boxley 4/23/07 7:42:07 PM Reply	I just read the article, no mention of humor anywhere I did not read her blog for the direct quotes. As far as using less paper, in back country canoe trips we only used one rag, tied to the stern for the entire trip. It can be done. thanc, bill Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #282,834 by Silverlock 4/23/07 8:20:52 PM Reply	Why not? I did not read her blog for the direct quotes Too hard to find? ----------------------------------------- You can fire an at will employee for good cause or no cause, but not bad cause.
Post #282,868 by boxley 4/24/07 9:07:15 AM Reply	not that interested unless it had nekkid pictures Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #282,887 by mmoffitt 4/24/07 10:40:20 AM Reply	Soviet toilet paper? That was a luxury. The public toilets I went to used Pravda. bcnu, Mikem It would seem, therefore, that the three human impulses embodied in religion are fear, conceit, and hatred. The purpose of religion, one might say, is to give an air of respectibility to these passions. -- Bertrand Russell
Post #282,867 by pwhysall 4/24/07 8:53:34 AM Reply	mmm, dirtsnakes. What's a "British Diet"? Peter [link\|http://www.no2id.net/\|Don't Let The Terrorists Win] [link\|http://www.kuro5hin.org\|There is no K5 Cabal] [link\|http://guildenstern.dyndns.org\|Home] Use P2P for legitimate purposes! [link\|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?pwhysall\|A better terminal emulator] [image\|http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/pwhysall/Misc/saveus.png\|0\|Darwinia\|\|]
Post #282,874 by boxley 4/24/07 9:40:14 AM Reply	dunno, but this study indicates [link\|http://carbs.com/articles/americans-are-digging-their-graves-with-their-teeth-death-begins-in-the-colon.html\|http://carbs.com/art...in-the-colon.html] Dr. Burkitt\ufffds conclusions were based upon the stool transit time of the two populations. Stool transit time is the amount of time it takes for food to enter the mouth and then exit the body; He observed that native Africans had an 18-24 hour stool transit time. On the other hand, the British naval officers\ufffd wives\ufffd stool transit time was 48 hours to one week. Dr. Burkitt also observed that the average weight of the natives\ufffd stool was approximately 16 ounces. At the same time the British naval officers\ufffd wives\ufffd stools averaged only 5 ounces. Burkitt eventually concluded that the naval officers\ufffd wives suffered from a long list of degenerative diseases because of a toxic bowel that resulted from a lack of fiber in their diet. The native Africans managed to avoid these diseases because they had healthy digestive systems as a result of their high fiber diet. thanx, bill bill Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #282,934 by lincoln 4/24/07 5:00:33 PM Reply	You dig up the weirdest stuff Don't ever stop. lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #282,977 by rcareaga 4/24/07 9:42:47 PM Reply	No. Stop.

Welcome to IWETHEY!