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New You want your country back?
Vote Anaximander for God-Emperor of the Divided States. I'm not about to run under my real name.

I can't claim to not be a hypocrite, but at least I'll change things. I promise to turn the Imperial Palace (which will be located at that formerly frumpy 1600 P. Ave. address) into a temple of debauchery, a stately pleasure-dome, well, almost as stately as Las Vegas would be if they held Mardi Gras there instead of New Orleans. But with less fabric on the dancing girls. And I'll probably be sneaking out the back door for disgustingly wholesome monogamous romance with my own wife - but if there are any witnesses, well there won't be.

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"You don't have to be right - just use bolded upper case" - annon.
New I could consort with honest debauchery.
Will contribute to campaign, so long as you have available a cabinet opening for, Homeland Minister for the War on Language-Murder.

I apply for consideration for this vital post - it may be our last bulwark against the creeping-TLA, the heat-death of the Mercantile Mind and the insufferable ennui of Political bathos-speak.


Give Me Language or Give Me Dearth (of any mouth noises whatsoever).




Ashton
drawing up list of Ministerial supplies
New Language murder?
Ashton, you're the most lingo-murderous person aside from Boxley on this forum. :=)
Most of the work of government does not need to be done. - Attributed to Ronald Reagan, under whose administration the government expanded, of course.
New Hey, you're impinging on my campaign!
I'm running for Presidential office in 2008. (I'll be over 35, and thus capable of holding that office.)

My only campaign promise is to REALLY screw things up.
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
New Well...
Given that politicians never keep their promises, I might just vote for you if you have a policy like that. :-)

Cheers,
Ben
     Who thinks that the DoJ will respond to many comments? - (ben_tilly) - (11)
         I'm more concerned with what CKK will do -NT - (tonytib) - (10)
             Ultimately so am I - (ben_tilly) - (9)
                 What accountability would that be? - (Ashton) - (6)
                     You are right, only a blue sky chance at it really happening - (ben_tilly)
                     You want your country back? - (mhuber) - (4)
                         I could consort with honest debauchery. - (Ashton) - (1)
                             Language murder? - (wharris2)
                         Hey, you're impinging on my campaign! - (inthane-chan) - (1)
                             Well... - (ben_tilly)
                 Another possible explanation. - (Another Scott) - (1)
                     What? (DoJ) - (wharris2)

It’s always projection with these guys.
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