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New The Time Octagon
Some coworkers at the helpdesk job I am training for, are creating their own religion. The Time Octagon. This contrasts with that Time Cube religion, which they call "Cubistic".

I asked them about it, as I saw their drawings and notes on 8.5" by 11" spiral notebook paper. They gave me a short look, and then said they would put it on the Internet and have everyone look at it after paying. I asked them what the price was, and they said that they take notes from Plato's classes in place of money. It has to be notes from the time of Plato, not notes taken from a college class on Plato, etc. They also said that they may take Confederate money or Monopoly money if there is a shortage of Plato notes. But that Bill and Ted went back in time to get more of Plato's notes from that Socrates guy. :)

Anyway basically it works like this, if you are cubical you cannot understand what the octagon does. There is more than 4 days in a Time Octagon, but nobody can determine the true number of days, and those days may vary. Everything is the fault of cubistic thinkers, and they have eight Gods in their Time Octagon that they have appointed.

Doctor Who had went back in time, and got Dishonest Abe Linclon out of jail, thinking he was Honest Abe. They look alike and Dishonest Abe was accused of raping a Darlek, but Honest Abe really did it. So Doctor Who went to get Dishonest Abe out of jail. Bill and Ted also happened to arrive at the same time, and got out of their phone booth. When Dishonest Abe got out of jail, he told Doctor Who that his Tardis now looks like a phone booth because the chamelon circuit is now working. Since Doctor Who thought Dishonest Abe was Honest Abe, he thought that Abe would never tell a lie, thus his Tardis must have changed into a phone booth. So they took the phone booth, and left the Tardis there.

They said that the secret to Dick Clark's youth was that he had to drink the blood of babies. But not just any babies, clone babies. Since cloning is against the law on humans, he had to splice the baby's genes with garlic. So they are garlic babies, but don't call them that or they will try to punch you. Anyway Dick Clark drinks the garlic babies' blood and it keeps him young.

My son had mentioned that he saw "Octogators" a lot. I never saw them. They informed me that my son is a prophet, and is as important to their religion as Shoney's "Big Boy" is to the Coca Cola company.

I asked them more questions. It seems they are unaware of what a LRPD is, or why it should matter to them. I told them to go searching for that term, "Little Red Plasma Dot" and see what comes up. Hopefully they will find their way here?

But the knowledge of the Time Octagon is wrap-around logic. The logic wraps around the universe and then comes back to overlap itself. The Time Octagon always was there, and exists in all times and alternative realities. There is a flux capacitor involved, as well as other elements. They did not let me look at their diagram long enough to figure it out. But my mind may be too "cubistic" to grasp the Time Octagon?

"Will code Visual BASIC for cash."
New Eight. Not Seven or Nine, but Eight.
Shades of PTerry...

And Googling for "Little Red Plasma Dot" will indeed lead people here.

Wade.

"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"

New Will they make it here?
I assume that they do indeed Google. Bunch of pro-Linux guys, they included Linus as one of their Gods. They should fit right in as long as they respect the LRPD religion. If not, then well, we shall see...

"Will code Visual BASIC for cash."
New Visions, (visions.... visions...) of (of..., of....) ...
... [link|http://www.reelcriticism.com/ziggyrealm/reviews/octagon.html|bad martial arts movies]
--
Chris Altmann
New As they said on the (proper - UK!) Men Behaving Badly
"Too weird, mate..."
On and on and on and on,
and on and on and on goes John.
     The Time Octagon - (nking) - (4)
         Eight. Not Seven or Nine, but Eight. - (static) - (1)
             Will they make it here? - (nking)
         Visions, (visions.... visions...) of (of..., of....) ... - (altmann)
         As they said on the (proper - UK!) Men Behaving Badly - (Meerkat)

Gollum!
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