Gaah, just got the answer
The laft join syntax forces the order the tables will be scanned. On the particular query I was doing, when a regular join was used the optimizer picked the wrong order. Rather than use the keywords that direct the optimizer what to do, they just converted it to left joins.
We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists. -- [link|http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/05/opinion/BIO-FRIEDMAN.html|Thomas Friedman]