President Bush expressed frustration on Tuesday with the congressional debate on Iraq war spending and accused majority-party Democrats of being \ufffdmore interested in fighting political battles in Washington than providing our troops what they need.\ufffd

In other words: President Bush expressed frustration on Tuesday with the congressional debate on Iraq war spending and accused majority-party Democrats of "talking about things I jus' don't want them to talk about!. I am The Decider, dammit, and I've decided that all the rest of you jus' don't know what yer talking about. I'm the only one here who sees the Truth, and y'all just' need to shut up about this, y'hear?"

What's that phrase Peter keeps using? Oh, yeah: "Fap, fap, fap fap...."





(...which sounds remarkably like my front passenger side tire when it recently picked up a nail....)