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Goodling\ufffds lawyer has just announced that his client will be invoking her Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination - even though, mind you, she didn\ufffdt do anything wrong! - rather than testifying to Congress.

Fifth Amendment? Fifth Amendment? You mean like, the Bill of Rights? That Fifth Amendment?

Doesn\ufffdt she know that the Fifth Amendment has been suspended?

Doesn\ufffdt she know that all those amendments have been suspended?

Doesn\ufffdt she know that the president considers that whole document that these amendments amend to be \ufffdjust a goddamed piece of paper\ufffd?

She\ufffds joking here, right? I thought she worked for the Justice Department in the Bush administration? Hasn\ufffdt she heard?

Or maybe she\ufffds still waiting for her interoffice mail from the last five years to clear NSA.

Boy, is she gonna be surprised. We all know how committed the Bush people are to protecting the country from evildoers. Next thing you know, little Miss Monica Goodling is going to find herself bound and gagged, and on a short but very uncomfortable flight to Guant\ufffdnamo.
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Hoist by her own petard, eh?