but every True Christan knows that Satan owns the top Fortune 500 companies and also has the rights to Barney, The Teletubbies, and more PBS shows. He also planned the AOL buyout of Time/Warner, and got Microsoft off of the DOJ by assigning a new judge to the case. Dubya is just a puppet to him now.
Jesus did after all say that his kingdom was not of this Earth. Satan offered the Earth to Jesus in the desert, and Jesus told him off. Satan owned the Earth back then and still does, it is just not that apparent to most people.