I was laughing at one the other night, and my wife was wondering what I was doing on the computer.

Ah, to have the option to turn them off.

Is there a place we can read the while list of them, so that we don't get one we haven't seen yet so that it doesn't make us laugh?

Could I add a few?

"He must really be a genius if he can make a zuit suit in 15 seconds."
Shemp from that "Genius of the lamp" short. It was supposed to be a Genie.

"Lady, I only speak two languages: English and Bad English!"
Corbin Dallas from "The Fifth Element" when Lee-Loo dropped into his cab and started speaking Ancient-Egyptian or whatever.

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum!"
Jack Nada from "They Live"

"Quiet you knuckleheads, we're broadcasting!"
Moe Howard from some Three Stooges Short, I used this quote in the networking class we had at work when the instructor was talking about broadcasting. :)