LRPDs suck!

Post #27,889 by Steve Lowe 2/9/02 12:53:46 AM Reply	LRPDs suck! In that I find myself chuckling at them frequently. Then I want to share why I'm laughing with an office mate, friend, my wife... and realize that they'll have NO IDEA what the hell I'm talking about :-) (Current LRPD: No, we don't know what it means either.) Back to your regularly scheduled surfing. ----- Steve
Post #27,906 by boxley 2/9/02 10:53:47 AM Reply	new LRPDism to add to list sarchasm what you get trying to explain sar to a paper msce thanx, bill "If you're half-evil, nothing soothes you more than to think the person you are opposed to is totally evil." Norman Mailer
Post #28,032 by tseliot 2/11/02 12:00:30 PM Reply	Some Dr. Strangelove gems: "A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" "Mein F\ufffdhrer, I can walk!" George C. Scott in particular: "Although I hate to judge before all the facts are in, it seems General Ripper exceeded his authority." "Well, I don't think it's fair to condemn the whole program because of a single slip-up." "Has he got a chance? Hell, y-- y-- um." --------------------------------- A stupid despot may constrain his slaves with iron chains; but a true politician binds them even more strongly by the chain of their own ideas;...despair and time eat away the bonds of iron and steel, but they are powerless against the habitual union of ideas, they can only tighten it still more; and on the soft fibres of the brain is founded the unshakable base of the soundest of Empires." Jacques Servan, 1767
Post #28,082 by Ashton 2/11/02 6:08:55 PM Reply	An entire script which shall live..___in famy. And (I have always thought, since) - the only reason our successors (if any) shall not later hear recited as historical event, ~many of those very lines? Is that they have been pre-sanitized by the scathing furnace of laughter! (The actual final lines will be every bit as (Buck) Turgid(son) as in Strangelove of course! except sprinkled with lots of, umm y'know? and the usual TLAs of that particular day. Yours for a Mormon fantasy of underground repopulation - with lots of Begats.. (and maybe a stored Bugatti for the Winner's personal transport)
Post #27,911 by nking 2/9/02 11:04:13 AM Reply	I know what you mean I was laughing at one the other night, and my wife was wondering what I was doing on the computer. Ah, to have the option to turn them off. Is there a place we can read the while list of them, so that we don't get one we haven't seen yet so that it doesn't make us laugh? Could I add a few? "He must really be a genius if he can make a zuit suit in 15 seconds." Shemp from that "Genius of the lamp" short. It was supposed to be a Genie. "Lady, I only speak two languages: English and Bad English!" Corbin Dallas from "The Fifth Element" when Lee-Loo dropped into his cab and started speaking Ancient-Egyptian or whatever. "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum!" Jack Nada from "They Live" "Quiet you knuckleheads, we're broadcasting!" Moe Howard from some Three Stooges Short, I used this quote in the networking class we had at work when the instructor was talking about broadcasting. :) "Will code Visual BASIC for cash."
Post #27,939 by static 2/10/02 12:08:28 AM Reply	Goonisms. Having just listened to an episode of The Goon Show, I can contribute one or two. "I'm bilingual." "Say yes in French." "Si, si." "That's Italian!" "Well waddya know! I'm tri-lingual!" (hmm. might be a bit long.) "You can't get the wood, you know." (ah - a classic line that.) Wade. "All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
Post #27,947 by boxley 2/10/02 9:55:39 AM Reply	wood in america might have a different meaning :) "If you're half-evil, nothing soothes you more than to think the person you are opposed to is totally evil." Norman Mailer
Post #27,949 by nking 2/10/02 10:06:09 AM Reply	Beavis and Butthead remember when they tried to join the Army? "Ok now, which one of you is Major Woody and Private Parts?" "Will code Visual BASIC for cash."
Post #27,983 by static 2/10/02 7:00:08 PM Reply	Yes, well... ... that would be the problem with trying to re-use 1950's radio humour... Wade. "All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"

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