Meanwhile you scoop up the goose poop (which I know from first hand experience they produce in prodigious quantity), ferment it in giant methane digesters and pipe the methane to power generators and plastics manufacturers.

And think of the byproducts:\r\n

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• Pillows - never again put up with those awful foam filled things.
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• Badminton shuttlecocks (I heard there was a shortage recently).
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• Sausages (maybe add a little pig for greater depth of flavor).
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• Bone meal fertilizer (for growing noxious weeds to feed geese).
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• And all those feathers - they're basically a form of plastic. Surely we can develop a process to render them into bottles and Barbie dolls.
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