Post #274,893
12/5/06 6:14:25 PM
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there has to be a country western song in there somewhere
[link|http://www.dnj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061205/NEWS01/612050301/1002|http://www.dnj.com/a...01/612050301/1002] A Murfreesboro man told authorities he robbed MidSouth Bank on East College Street Monday because he "lost his job, tried for another and didn't get it, and his dog ate his parrot." thanx, bill Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
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Post #274,898
12/5/06 8:04:36 PM
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Whaddaya mean, "in there somewhere"?
All you need to do is lay down the pedal steel track and have Kris Kristoferson read that article and you're done.
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Post #274,927
12/6/06 1:08:03 AM
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And who's gonna watch over his dog now?
Damn. Another line in the song...
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #274,928
12/6/06 1:17:35 AM
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Hahah! Polly Watch Parrot!
Imric, I love your Santa-Crab!
Brenda
"When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask permission of other people or society at large. When you ask permission, you give someone veto power over your life." -- By Geoffrey F. Abert
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter - and those who matter, don't mind." -- By Dr. Seuss
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"Sometimes it takes a whole lot more strength to walk away than to stand there and fight." -- By the character of John Abbott: said on Young & Restless on 5/19/06
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Post #274,941
12/6/06 7:06:24 AM
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Yeah -
it's better than my 'sinister Santa'!
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #274,975
12/6/06 1:04:15 PM
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Can I copy it and print it out?
Asking, because I don't know where it came from and who owns it.
Did you make it?
Brenda
"When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask permission of other people or society at large. When you ask permission, you give someone veto power over your life." -- By Geoffrey F. Abert
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter - and those who matter, don't mind." -- By Dr. Seuss
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"Sometimes it takes a whole lot more strength to walk away than to stand there and fight." -- By the character of John Abbott: said on Young & Restless on 5/19/06
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Post #274,982
12/6/06 1:28:45 PM
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Nope. Didn't make it.
It's blatently stolen. Found it [link|http://www.funnydesigns.com/christmas-t-shirts.htm|here] (through google) - it's a tee-shirt design.
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #274,987
12/6/06 1:44:36 PM
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Ah, ok
So it would probably be reasonably okay for me to copy it and print it out for private use just here at home, right? (not public anywhere).
Brenda
"When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask permission of other people or society at large. When you ask permission, you give someone veto power over your life." -- By Geoffrey F. Abert
****************************
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter - and those who matter, don't mind." -- By Dr. Seuss
***********************************
"Sometimes it takes a whole lot more strength to walk away than to stand there and fight." -- By the character of John Abbott: said on Young & Restless on 5/19/06
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Post #274,990
12/6/06 2:12:23 PM
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Re: Yeah -
I thought that avatar was The Grinch.
lincoln
"Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow
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Post #274,939
12/6/06 7:05:17 AM
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Dunno
no mother and no truck. Must be one of them pop country sawngs.
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
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Post #274,977
12/6/06 1:12:26 PM
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Fer sure...
no mother and no truck. Must be one of them pop country sawngs. And he didn't get run over by a dadgum train, neither! ;) Brenda
"When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask permission of other people or society at large. When you ask permission, you give someone veto power over your life." -- By Geoffrey F. Abert
****************************
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter - and those who matter, don't mind." -- By Dr. Seuss
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"Sometimes it takes a whole lot more strength to walk away than to stand there and fight." -- By the character of John Abbott: said on Young & Restless on 5/19/06
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