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New So talking is the female equivalent of sex.
All those women you see driving or shopping with a cell phone pressed to their ear are actually j/yacking themselves off.

No wonder they crash so often.
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New Well, if they could find a man who knew what he was doing
They wouldnt have to resort to talking on the phone to feel satisfied, now would they?
New Well, if they pulled the phone out of their ear . . .
. . and looked around they might actually find one.
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New Finding one is not the problem
They're out there if you're not too picky. Finding one with a skill set that goes beyond "Insert tab A into slot B" is another matter entirely.
New But when they see one of those . . .
. . they get nervous because "that's just not normal".
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New Oh no they dont!
They thank their lucky stars and end up very happy and content. If you listen closely you can even hear them purring.

Shhhh. Hear that?


Geez, it's no wonder you're single.
New Oh, get a room you two...
New So it took you how many years . . .
. . to notice this guy you're with now?
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New *chuckle*
Touch\ufffd.

Good thing I noticed.
     I KNEW IT!! - (boxley) - (11)
         So talking is the female equivalent of sex. - (Andrew Grygus) - (8)
             Well, if they could find a man who knew what he was doing - (bionerd) - (7)
                 Well, if they pulled the phone out of their ear . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (6)
                     Finding one is not the problem - (bionerd) - (5)
                         But when they see one of those . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (4)
                             Oh no they dont! - (bionerd) - (3)
                                 Oh, get a room you two... -NT - (inthane-chan)
                                 So it took you how many years . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (1)
                                     *chuckle* - (bionerd)
         Oh Bull - (bionerd)
         Women talk three times as much as men... - (a6l6e6x)

I don't like those orange potatoes like that.
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