'Lose' the cel. Ditch the workin clothes for an Apache dance outfit, practice a Cockney accent (lest you be mistaken for..)

Let it all hang loose. Soon ze savoire faire shall go all crazy, and ... Joisey shall seem a discordant will o'the wisp.



Well, at least I Hope that homage to homogenization has not yet produced ruination in the land of curmudgeons, trained from birth (??)