
Russian one
A big warm and a small worm pop their heads from a dung heap. The small one looks around and says: "Dad, how come the sun is so warm and then flowers are so bright and the air is so sweet, but we live in shit?" Dad thinks a bit and says: "You see, my son, there is such a thing as 'motherland'".
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179. I will not outsource core functions.
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[link|http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/misc/overlord2.htm|.]