In between official tasks, you may travel to schools and educate the little cheeldrun that, the human body is not dirty, sex will not cause your thingie to drop off (or close-up as the case may be) and.. the only obscene word is atom bomb.
In the spirit of the GNU Public License, I propose that the only obscene word is...obscene.
(You can get dizzy if you think about it long enough...not entirely an unpleasant experience, either...).