that all manner of national unconscionable behavior and assholery may be atoned, if consumers will just... Consume More
(like the Leader said - in answer to, "what sacrifices might we citizens make in the Democracy Wars for Freedom?) ... way back before that first Freedom Invasion-just-before-Iran. Remember? He said, "just go on out and act as if everything is normal [mumbling ~some equiv. of 'buy more stuff']"
So let's make this a Green Chri$tma$ !!
in honor of Stan Freburg (they tried to recall that record, IIRC) and . . .
and, the Prince of Peace\ufffd!
Just go out and
\ufffd
buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.... 'til you duy...
Then spend lots on the funeral - put that in the Will.
\ufffd - to the tune of, The Volga Boatmen