A big green frog comes hopping into the bank, jumps up on the desk of the loan officer, Mr Paddywhack, and says:

I'm Kermit Jagger, Mick Jagger's son, and I would like a loan

Do you have any collateral?

I have a pink ceramic elephant

One moment please, I need to talk to my boss

Boss, I have Kermit Jagger, a green frog, in my office. He wants a loan, but all he has for collateral is a pink ceramic elephant and I don't even know what that is

It's a knick-knack, Paddywhack
give the frog a loan
his old man's a Rolling Stone

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