They are trying to make ME write it in their langauge of choice.
Any time spent doing it right, in perl, will be deemed wasting time.
So of course, I'm trying to push back and have him write it, since he's the natural choice.
But again, these are all technical tacts. And they will fail, even if they succeed. This is not a technical issue, it is a political one. The only way it can be fixed is if a couple of levels up are brought into the picture, and at that moment it is still a very long shot.