As my friend Jacob Gabrielson once put it, advocating Object-Oriented Programming is like advocating Pants-Oriented Clothing.

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[3] The meaning of the verb "lambda" is allegedly "to lambda".

That's a good find.

Amusingly, Bryce will likely take it as "Ah ha! Everything I've been saying all along is right!" without realizing that it's actually everything *we* have been saying, to wit, choose the tool/process/method applicable to the circumstances.