A carnivorous flightless bird similar to the hamster but bigger and more conservative. White, grey, pink, or baby blue in colour, they have razor-sharp teeth and a long, prehensile feeding tentacle that they use to suck the internal revenue from their public.

Elephants come in four sizes: African, Indian, Jumbo, and Vente. Their natural habitat extends from the African veldt to the jungles of Peru. Difficult to capture and domesticate, elephants are occasionally used as beasts of burden, paperweights, or doorstops.

Despite repeated efforts by the International Monetary Fund to end the practice, elephants are still legal tender in Indonesia and Bhutan.