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Matthew Greet


Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.
     It's contagious - (drewk) - (30)
         Trusted applications - (warmachine) - (29)
             For about five seconds ... - (drewk) - (2)
                 Companies sticking to standards: SQL anyone? -NT - (warmachine)
                 DPM -NT - (warmachine)
             You see no technical problem because you're an idiot - (ben_tilly) - (25)
                 Your sarcasm detector is broken. -NT - (Another Scott) - (3)
                     D'oh -NT - (ben_tilly)
                     Severely. - (admin) - (1)
                         I'm tired. It happens. -NT - (ben_tilly)
                 Emulators and SDKs only run trusted, signed code... - (warmachine) - (15)
                     He wasn't being sarcastic! - (broomberg) - (14)
                         He was too! -NT - (Another Scott) - (2)
                             He's doing it very deadpan if he is -NT - (broomberg) - (1)
                                 Well, Duh. -NT - (Another Scott)
                         Peter's right. Americans don't get sarcasm. - (admin) - (3)
                             So we need a sarcasm compiler - (Silverlock) - (2)
                                 ICLRPD (new thread) - (imqwerky)
                                 And, of course, you'll submit it to the OS vendor... -NT - (jb4)
                         Course I was being sarcastic! - (warmachine) - (6)
                             Don't forget Homeland Security. -NT - (Another Scott)
                             Send it to InfoWorld when you're done. -NT - (Another Scott) - (1)
                                 No thanks. Anyone is free to steal my scenario. -NT - (warmachine)
                             Now you *are* smoking something - (drewk) - (2)
                                 "Surprise Attack" covered this. - (Another Scott) - (1)
                                     Time to rename CIA to CDA - (drewk)
                 Make it part of the compile process. -NT - (broomberg) - (3)
                     Like what Kernigan did with his self fixing compiler? - (folkert) - (2)
                         Nope - (broomberg) - (1)
                             Wonderful idea! - (ben_tilly)
                 <muntz>Ha ha</muntz> -NT - (pwhysall)

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