DPM

Post #259,819

6/23/06 5:41:38 PM

6/23/06 5:42:24 PM

DPM

Matthew Greet

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.

Edited by warmachine June 23, 2006, 05:42:24 PM EDT

Companies sticking to standards: SQL anyone?

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It's contagious - (drewk) - (30) - June 23, 2006, 02:26:01 PM EDT

Trusted applications - (warmachine) - (29) - June 23, 2006, 05:01:11 PM EDT

For about five seconds ... - (drewk) - (2) - June 23, 2006, 05:04:23 PM EDT

Companies sticking to standards: SQL anyone? -NT - (warmachine) - June 23, 2006, 05:41:33 PM EDT

DPM -NT - (warmachine) - June 23, 2006, 05:42:24 PM EDT

You see no technical problem because you're an idiot - (ben_tilly) - (25) - June 23, 2006, 06:41:04 PM EDT

Your sarcasm detector is broken. -NT - (Another Scott) - (3) - June 23, 2006, 06:59:00 PM EDT

D'oh -NT - (ben_tilly) - June 23, 2006, 07:02:36 PM EDT

Severely. - (admin) - (1) - June 23, 2006, 07:06:52 PM EDT

I'm tired. It happens. -NT - (ben_tilly) - June 23, 2006, 07:29:41 PM EDT

Emulators and SDKs only run trusted, signed code... - (warmachine) - (15) - June 24, 2006, 07:04:35 AM EDT

He wasn't being sarcastic! - (broomberg) - (14) - June 23, 2006, 08:49:29 PM EDT

He was too! -NT - (Another Scott) - (2) - June 23, 2006, 08:56:49 PM EDT

He's doing it very deadpan if he is -NT - (broomberg) - (1) - June 23, 2006, 09:00:30 PM EDT

Well, Duh. -NT - (Another Scott) - June 23, 2006, 09:04:08 PM EDT

Peter's right. Americans don't get sarcasm. - (admin) - (3) - June 23, 2006, 09:43:47 PM EDT

So we need a sarcasm compiler - (Silverlock) - (2) - June 23, 2006, 10:17:30 PM EDT

ICLRPD (new thread) - (imqwerky) - June 23, 2006, 10:28:12 PM EDT

And, of course, you'll submit it to the OS vendor... -NT - (jb4) - June 28, 2006, 02:24:53 PM EDT

Course I was being sarcastic! - (warmachine) - (6) - June 24, 2006, 06:44:19 AM EDT

Don't forget Homeland Security. -NT - (Another Scott) - June 24, 2006, 06:48:50 AM EDT

Send it to InfoWorld when you're done. -NT - (Another Scott) - (1) - June 24, 2006, 07:05:59 AM EDT

No thanks. Anyone is free to steal my scenario. -NT - (warmachine) - June 24, 2006, 07:09:56 AM EDT

Now you *are* smoking something - (drewk) - (2) - June 26, 2006, 10:34:03 AM EDT

"Surprise Attack" covered this. - (Another Scott) - (1) - June 26, 2006, 10:50:09 AM EDT

Time to rename CIA to CDA - (drewk) - June 26, 2006, 11:02:18 AM EDT

Make it part of the compile process. -NT - (broomberg) - (3) - June 23, 2006, 08:44:30 PM EDT

Like what Kernigan did with his self fixing compiler? - (folkert) - (2) - June 23, 2006, 10:08:54 PM EDT

Nope - (broomberg) - (1) - June 23, 2006, 10:34:40 PM EDT

Wonderful idea! - (ben_tilly) - June 23, 2006, 10:48:56 PM EDT

<muntz>Ha ha</muntz> -NT - (pwhysall) - June 24, 2006, 04:04:44 AM EDT

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