That's a VP that Microsoft doesn't need.

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Post #259,317

by static

6/18/06 11:34:33 PM

That's a VP that Microsoft doesn't need.

He certainly had a very Dilbertian response.

Wade.

"Insert crowbar. Apply force."

Post #259,352

by drewk

6/19/06 12:10:12 PM

It's in Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook

[link|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogbert's_Top_Secret_Management_Handbook|http://en.wikipedia....nagement_Handbook]

PHB: Your project is 10% over budget.

Dilbert: No, it's exactly what I estimated it was going to cost. You cut the estimate by 10% so it would look like you're doing something.

PHB: So what you're saying is you failed to hit your budget.

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Broken Windows Theory. - (Another Scott) - (8) - June 13, 2006, 11:25:46 PM EDT

ICLRPD (new thread) - (drewk) - June 14, 2006, 09:52:39 AM EDT

Undelete! - (pwhysall) - (3) - June 14, 2006, 05:00:03 PM EDT

Thank you. I hope you didn't have to do the HTML by hand. -NT - (Another Scott) - (1) - June 14, 2006, 05:03:52 PM EDT

Irony of irony. - (pwhysall) - June 14, 2006, 05:05:52 PM EDT

Follow the Money - (dws) - June 16, 2006, 01:55:44 AM EDT

The story's back on MS's blog. - (Another Scott) - June 16, 2006, 01:31:56 AM EDT

That's a VP that Microsoft doesn't need. - (static) - (1) - June 18, 2006, 11:34:33 PM EDT

It's in Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook - (drewk) - June 19, 2006, 12:10:12 PM EDT

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