Doggie Bag
Hurray! My master\ufffds putting on his coat, getting ready to take me outside! Wait, what\ufffds this? What are you putting on me? Oh god, I can\ufffdt breathe. Why am I being lifted off the ground!? You bastard! [link|http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/doggie-bag-175551.php|I will eat your child].
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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