I was in a meeting with 4 people in the room,
plus 2 on the phone. We were disussing automating
some file transfer / decryption / job submission,
etc.

I need to know how large the files were, both before
and after decryption, so I could gauge processing
and bandwidth requirements.

I was told the decrypted file was a postscript file
and it was 80MB. I needed to know the encrypted size.

The guy on the phone said give him a minute and
he'll track it down.

Hmmm.

I reached behind me, made a motion of pulling something
out of my ass, and announced: 23MB!

We waitied.

Guy came back: 23MB.

YES!!! Who da man!

And my legend continues to grow.