Most of them are on a subnet not accessible from here, on planet Brandioch in the Yahoo galaxy.
By chance, one fell through a rip in the spacetime continuum and arrived here. That was the Geneva Convention thing. He's milking it for all its worth, which is fine. But he's also trying to milk it for way more than it's worth, which is only making him look silly.
He seems vague on the concept of relevance, and perhaps he sincerely believes he's actually making points. It's almost as if he had quoted at length from a recipe for low fat chocolate mousse, in support of releasing all the detainees on personal recognizance(*), and were unable to see that the one does not support the other. To him, a cite is a cite.
The same defect that makes him unable to distinguish relevance from irrelevance would also make him unable to connect cause with effect. This explains his puzzled outrage at our mocking him.
(*)I'm sure we'll be able to recognize them as they go reconnoitering about.